Top ten list: what I would do with an extra $1000

10 – have my left breast augmented
9 – pay back my mom for all the times she’s lent me $20
8 – two months rent
7 – save it for a rainy day
6 – donate it to charity
5 – take all my friends out for sushi and sake and lap dances
4 – my very own turn tables
3 – new pair of skies
2 – give it to Willy to buy snowmobile parts
1 – Buy a plane ticket to China

The bank gave me an extra $1000 today at noon. About 3 hours later, I went back and pointed out the mistake. I am sure that God/ Jesus/ Buddha/ Natural Selection/ the Tao/ the universe are all very proud of my honesty. At least Erick at Wells Fargo will still have a job tomorrow. Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.