going to your funeral

These are some things to do when no one's around

(arranged in no particular order):

1- walk around naked.
2- Eat ice cream (or sherbet if you’re lactose intolerant)
3- Talk to the cat
4- Masturbate
5- Write about being alone
6- Listen to music
7- go to bed early
8- watch clips on youtube.com
9- pick your nose
10- go to a funeral

Here’s to you Vicki Day! May you never be alone again!