Wal-Mart v. my own distruction

This can’t be too hard.

Right angles, only a few screws, and directions with pictures. This screw goes here. I think.

Oops.
That’s backwards.
I’ll just pull it out with scissors.

FUCK! Ouch. God damn piece of…shit. I’m bleeding. Better get a band-aide. FUCK! No band-aides. Paper towel and tape will have to do. Maybe I should use a screwdriver instead. It’s not as sharp.

Oops. Breaking the wood probably isn’t good. Hmmm. Plywood. I’ll just use some wood glue. And duct tape…

and wa-la. Good as new.

That wasn’t too hard. It looks nice. I like figuring things out on my own. Who needs directions???

All my books fit nicely.