Wheels are better than feet

There was a ½ Marathon down Colfax last Sunday.

It took the fasted male 2 hours and 45 minutes to finish. That’s an average of 6 minutes and 19 seconds per mile.

It took the fasted wheelchair male 1 hours and 43 minutes to reach the finish. That’s an average of only 3 minutes and 56 seconds per mile.

According to this data, the average male is evolutionarily challenged by the disabled male, and therefore, the disabled male is not “disabled” in the sense of the word. If we would have evolved into a species with wheels as feet, we would be faster and more efficient. Not to mention, it would kick ass to roll instead of walking everywhere.

I’ve always admired a man with a good set of wheels.