his name is Donnie

I met a boy the other night.

He had a gold tooth.
He told me a story about how goats can climb trees.
And, within only hours of knowing each other, he told me our kids would have pretty eyes.
He also thought it was cute to call me "boo-boo kitty."

If you were me what would you do?

A. Run, run as fast as you can.

B. Tell him you’d love to hang out again, but you’d probably be busy washing your hair.

C. Use him as a one-night-stand

D. Fall head-over-heels for this sweet talkin’ gansta

Well............


It turns out that goats really can climb trees,
so I thought I might give him a chance.












Love is a funny, funny thing.