I have test anxiety.

When will this end?
I have never failed a test, and yet I get anxiety EVERY TIME!!!

Okay. I failed a test once...the MCAT. But that's not really pass or fail. Its more your scores kick ass or your scores suck.

My scores sucked.

But that turned out okay because, according to my physics professor, I would never have made it in medical school anyway.

So how shall I cope?

I think I'll get drunk and naked.

Well maybe not drunk. I'm a sloppy drunk.

Okay.

I'm too shy to take my clothes off, so I probably won't be getting naked either.

Maybe I'll just write a post about my test anxiety and include a pucture of some hot chick vomiting in a bull's eye.